It was like a comedy. One last phone call before they ship my meds. Just a few more questions.....just to re-enforce a few last points.
Buy a soft toothbrush.
Get rid of my razor and switch to an electric razor. (No effing way am I giving up shaving my legs unless someone is forking over the dough to get them waxed!)
Wash my hands more often. Use Purell or something similar more frequently.
A pregnancy test once a month.....if my cycle becomes irregular.....every two weeks.
It went on.......I stopped listening........yeah, I know that was bad. The girls in work have already yelled at me.
No toothpicks, for pity's sake.