The hospital called at 1530......."Can you come right now?"
So I dash down to Jordan and I am whisked right in. Walking down the hall answering questions.....no pacemaker....no orthopedic implants.....remove your necklace..........
I get into the room and they have me point my toes. Then they slip a pillowcase over my feet and tied them together. I asked if it was the afternoon bondage session. They promised they were just getting started.
25 minutes later I saw the wisdom in lashing my feet together. I nearly fell asleep several times. I would never have been able to keep my feet still.
So that's taken care of!
4 years ago