OK, I Have To Go To Bed

I'm wiped! I just got in from the stupid gym. Five stupid minutes on the stupid Stairmaster.

I haven't eaten a thing all day. I'm starving.

Friday at 0800 I have a stupid colonoscopy. I know - gross. I am trying to make it easier on myself by stopping solid food 48 hours ahead instead of 24. The last time was suffering enough.

So I am here checking email when my stupid oldest son, Tom comes in.

He reeks of Burger King!!!!

Bastid!

He comes over to talk to me about something and I yell "I can't believe you are coming over near me smelling of burgers!!!"

He smiles and replies in the stupid southern drawl he knows I hate "The Lord tests us all."

Bastid!