Monday, April 07, 2008

Tracking Rabbits

The NYPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it - including the rabbit - and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The NYPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"


Vigilante said...

You know, Maggie, I hang with GOP-types, and try as I might to laugh at the right moments, I just don't ever 'git' those troublesome punchlines.

BostonMaggie said...

LOL, you must have some really fabulous redeeming qualities! After all, there has to be some reason the *GOP-types* let you hang with them.