"Lou Gehrig may not have really had Lou Gehrig's disease" h/t Carla
It's not piracy if you don't succeed.
It's not fraud if you knowingly lie about your military service. As a matter of fact, it's constitutionally protected.
Do you need something solid to hang onto?
Tomorrow night the officers and crew of USS Constitution will commemorate "USS Constitution captures HMS Guerriere, 19 August 1812"
You can join us in the Charlestown Navy Yard tomorrow at 6 pm. Details here.
By the way, are you a Sailor who has ever aspired to serve aboard Old Ironsides? Read this story.