4. I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.
Not that I carry a gun, or own a gun. The pic in the sidebar is the only time I've even held a gun. But the sentiment just made me laugh.
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Hotel Tango to Sherri who sends me funny stuff everyday.
This was also fun(again from Sherri). The link takes you to a cute little site that lets you type what you want for Christmas into the box. So, I typed in my Christmas wish and waited. Santa got a stern look on his face and said "Naughty, naughty! Only good little boys and girls get presents for Christmas!"
Yeah, yeah......I know. This was the last time I was on the nice list.