I got up two hours ago, shaky but ok. My nightstand was all cleared of half drunk water bottles and crumpled napkins and a Dove chocolate candy wrapper.
The clothes I had dropped on the floor when I put on my nightgown at 10 pm last night, were washed, dried and folded on the chair.
I went to the bathroom and brushed my teeth. It was clear that he had just finished scrubbing the bathroom down and changing all the towels. I came out and he gave me cough drops and announced that after the current load of laundry was finished, he was washing my sheets. I managed to change my own sheets, whew!
I got chased into the closet by the swiffer, he had already vacuumed.
There were pancakes waiting downstairs, I had one. Even my mother ate two!
I took all the morning pills.
But I couldn't manage a shower. I am back in bed on the clean sheets. #Fail