Howie Carr, my fav talk radio guy has a little feature every day called the "Chump Line". People call in and leave messages and they play the best ones. their favorite of the day gets played a second time at the end. Your very own Princess Crabby made the cut once and it was played twice.
Today, there were calls about the Times Square Terrorist - "Oh his house was foreclosed? It's George Bush's fault"
And #aquapocalypse - (to the tune of David Bowie's "Major Tom")
"MWRA to Mayor Tom.
MWRA to Mayor Tom.
Take your dys-in-tary pills before you turn your faucets on!"