Princess Crabby has a secret stash of Sailors know as the Navy Coterie. Their functions are outlined here.
So this past couple of days, I have needed them and they have come through magnificantly!
Their advice for my summer project has been invaluable. I will be able to discuss it in more detail in about six weeks, but for now I just had to put a big Bravo Zulu out here.
P.S. I would also like to thank Fishmugger (Castle commenter) for representing the Air Force in this matter.