I was on IM with my sister Jennifer detailing a serious infraction by one of the Rotation -
I typed "Your BFF is dead to me!"
.... and she says "Let's skip the Erica Kane moment of the day, shall we?"
When I explained his side of the story she followed up with - "Sounds reasonable. You on the other hand, never do."
For the rest of the Navy Coterie & the Rotation (two separate, but sometimes intertwined groups) - my birthday is March 20th....not February 20th!