Tuesday, June 13, 2006

This Made Me Laugh Out Loud

The Nose On Your Face is always good, but this one was especially good.

Retro-Nose: Top 9 Suggested Ann Coulter Book Titles

We here at The Nose On Your Face are big fans of best-selling conservative authoress Ann Coulter. As a friendly gesture to her, our staff have compiled a list of potential titles for any upcoming books she may be planning.

9. Ann Coulter's Guide To Self Defense Against Non-violent, Tolerant, Peace Protesters

8. Ted Kennedy Is To Politics What Ted Kennedy Is To Designated Drivers

7. Reasoning With Liberals, Stapling Jell-O To Your Shoe & Other Exercises In Futility

6. Barbara Boxer: The Unauthorized Biography

5. Harry Reid & The Filibuster of Azkaban

4. Republicans Are From Mars, Democrats Are From Uranus

3. The Liar, The Bitch & The Wardrobe: A comprehensive overview of the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

2. Letters From My Mom's Basement: A look at hippie contributions to society

1. Liberalism: Logic's Retarded Cousin

You know my favorite was #8

1 comment:

Cary said...

I'm kinda partial to number 9...