*****UPDATE****** There was a completely unrelated problem, my boss had it too. It's fixed. I am connected again!
So my cell phone which is several years old and has been replaced once finally died yesterday. The screen blew. So my boss insists on an upgrade. It will do this. It will do that. I don't care. Pick the cheapest one. I talk and I text. That is all. Still, she insists. So she gets this one. It's alledged to be worth $300, but we know that's a crock. Credit this. Rebate that. Free car charger (which I couldn't make work...it had a little appendage and Jen asks why my charger has a penis!), free case, whatever.
My text messages are lost. SB typed out "Happy Birthday" once in a text so I would have it while he was "traveling". My ringtone is lost. It was a very distinct ring which always woke me from the soundest sleep when SB was in different time zones.
It doesn't work in the house.