An Old One....but I laughed

After Saddam got his neck snapped, he was met at the Pearly Gates by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Saddam with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Saddam lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Hussein wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"

Of course, there's always the raisin theory.

And this brings to mind IowaHawk's great post about Al-Zarqawi (warning, graphic content).

Why does I write this post? Because I am not a nice person. I have enjoyed Saddam's fall and capture and execution.
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This is a tough call, because I could get in trouble with SB for writing about St. JFK. Although, my fav, Bobby is in it too, so how much shit can he give me?
Anthony left this in the Comments
Yasser Arafat dies and through some mistake ends up wandering through heaven. As he wanders along he bumps into a group of guys. He quickly realizes that they are former President John F. Kennedy, his brother Bobby, and Frank Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr. They are all visibly intoxicated. Arafat yells at them full of indignation saying, "Get out of my way you infidel pigs! I am here to bow before the face of Allah and receive my 72 virgins!" The guys all look at each other rather sheepishly and finally JFK says, "Sorry, we didn't know those were yours."
Over at Anthony's other blog we're having a discussion about Roman Catholicism and capital punishment........here it's off color jokes. Oh well, everyone knows that's my favorite color...off.