So earlier today I post about this crazy story on Yahoo. Some crazy thing about Washington having the best dressed state troopers. Whatever. I explain why it's impossible:
"What utter nonsense! There is nothing hotter than a Massachusetts State Trooper. Good kissers too!"
This post gets picked up by Universal Hub, thank you Adam. This, of course, pushes the number of visitors up.
Visitor #35,503 is.....you guessed it, someone from the Washington State Patrol!
IP Address 167.72.240.# (Washington State Patrol)
Hehehe! Don't worry boys, if you ask real nice I'll give you a chance to prove me wrong on the kissing part.