First, go visit the TankerBabe. She has requested the assistance of yours truly and I am happy to help.
It's cute, it's fun.
Then go read the comments at BlackFive, where BlackFive actual linked.
I am more evil than I ever hoped.
Caution - viewing the picture I linked in BlackFive's comments may cause nausea, anxiety, Tourette's, depression, and suicidal tendencies.