Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Dear Abby

Dear Abby

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since he lost his job five years ago, he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and bullshit with his buddies while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless

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Dear Clueless

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don' t need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York . Act like one.

Signed,
Abby

2 comments:

James Frank SolĂ­s said...

OMG!!! Hillarious. For a moment there I was actually wondering who 'Clueless' might be!

Trish said...

Very good ! And Sooooooo True !