Tuesday, October 31, 2006

SouthieBoy's Poor Attitude

Yesterday I slipped in the shower (on some very expensive hair conditioner, what a waste) and banged my hip on the wall before sliding to the floor. It hurt. To compound my pain FoxNews was playing all sorts of "arthritis", "brittle bones" "getting older" commercials while I was dragging my poor self to my room. I have told various people and most have been very nice and sympathetic.

Not SB.

He called last night. I told him my tale of woe. I didn't detect the proper degree of sympathy, as a matter of fact there was much laughter. "I've fallen and I can't get up!" he crowed. So I pointed out that I could have broken my hip. "But you didn't." came his reply. I told him he had a poor attitude. He asked me of I was a PANSY!!!!!

Hey, fathead!!!!! I'm not supposed to be as tough as you. Pardon me if I'm not full of grapeshot from the Revolutionary War, like some people I could name!


FbL said...

I love it!

*gently hugs Princess Crabby*

Anonymous said...

This is the same attitude I've always had. Nothing new here.

Anonymous said...

next time break a leg!

BostonMaggie said...

FbL - Thank you.

SB - Very true. I don't know what you are so proud about.

Anonymous - Not sure how I want to respond to you since you want to be anonymous......so for now I will say pass on the broken leg.