When SB Heard About My Vacation.....

His first comment was "So, you'll be in Vegas for the High Holy Day?" There was faint disapproval wafting over an international phone line.

So I'll just say "Happy Saint Patrick's Day!" and "Happy Evacuation Day!" (if you must ask, then I must ask you - what are you doing here?).

And to that forward leaning Shoe............."I'm a damn sight closer to Boston than you!"