Wallow

So, last night, I did not go to the gym. I told myself it would be a laundry/ironing night. I told myself that I would watch the FoxNews Sunday episode I had recorded. I told myself I would iron all my winter clothes that I pulled out last weekend and washed.

I lied.

First, there was....... with chips.
Then there was........While I sat on my rump for four episodes of......