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Retro-Nose: Top 9 Suggested Ann Coulter Book Titles
We here at The Nose On Your Face are big fans of best-selling conservative authoress Ann Coulter. As a friendly gesture to her, our staff have compiled a list of potential titles for any upcoming books she may be planning.
9. Ann Coulter's Guide To Self Defense Against Non-violent, Tolerant, Peace Protesters
8. Ted Kennedy Is To Politics What Ted Kennedy Is To Designated Drivers
7. Reasoning With Liberals, Stapling Jell-O To Your Shoe & Other Exercises In Futility
6. Barbara Boxer: The Unauthorized Biography
5. Harry Reid & The Filibuster of Azkaban
4. Republicans Are From Mars, Democrats Are From Uranus
3. The Liar, The Bitch & The Wardrobe: A comprehensive overview of the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
2. Letters From My Mom's Basement: A look at hippie contributions to society
1. Liberalism: Logic's Retarded Cousin
You know my favorite was #8
I'm kinda partial to number 9...
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